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2006 Binghamton Balloon Rally & Spiedie Fest

bighamton spiedie fest in 2006 – large bottle of sauce

Today we went to the Binghamton Balloon Rally and Spiedie Fest in Otsiningo Park.  The balloon part was last night, actually, and all we saw of that was the traffic jam it caused on Front Street on the way back from Wegman’s.  I realized last night that I hate balloon fests, though not as much as parades or circuses.  The fest was a large affair with all the same chain booths that you find at almost every street fair around as well as local arts and crafts people and religious organizations.  I think I learned more about Jews For Jesus than spiedies.  There were also several spiedie booths, the two largest being Salamida’s and Lupo’s, which I understand are competing entities.  We sampled one chicken and one pork at the former and two lamb at the latter.  I don’t know which was the best — they were all fine, but I am partial to the stronger taste of lamb.

salamida's spiedies

Salamida’s spiedies

We spent several hours there since there was so much ground to cover and, I must say, it was a cut above.  We had been hearing on the radio for weeks that John Corbett would be there performing, and until I arrived at the event I thought it was the Sex and the City guy.  I kept wondering why he would be there – that maybe he was from Binghamton – and even chatted with Steve about it.  Turns out John Corbett is a country music act.  Matt glared at me when he realized my mistake, thinking I was totally out of it.

Crawdads

Crawdads

We had some chain booth crawdads (you know, crayfish) with remoulade and then hopped on one of the shuttle buses back to Broome County Community College, where the car was parked.  This event sets up a seriously efficient shuttle system.  Alameda County Transit should contact these people for advice.

Wegman’s and Super 8

The hole in our bathroom door in our hotel room

We checked into the super bad Super 8 in Binghamton this afternoon.  Why?  Well, although the Motel 6 was fab, it did not have free (or even pay) high-speed wireless internet.  When you have a website, dial-up becomes old quickly.  So we thought we’d “upgrade” for a couple weeks and were looking forward it.  Upon arrival at check-in, we came upon a woman railing about the lack of extra pillows, the bad AC and the dampness.  She said that this was “the worst place she ever paid to stay.”  We’d have to agree.  Our room was, overall, tacky, dirty, dank, sticky and broken down.  There was something akin to a gunshot hole in the back of the bathroom door, and the horrors that existed behind the toilet in the bathroom rivaled the worst gas station rest room ever.  Can you say “water damage” or “dry rot?”  The walls in the place were stained and had a yellow hue that had nothing to do with paint color, and the furniture was well past its prime.  The management may want to — and I know this is a crazy idea — put some of their profits back into the business.  But, if you can handle serious cooties, they do have a fast wireless internet connection. 

Package of whitefish at wegman's in binghamton new york

After we hung out a bit we drove over to Wegman’s, a tony supermarket chain, to get some snacks for dinner.  Wegman’s is like Whole Foods, so we were able to get decent take-out sushi, cheese and whatnot for a hotel room picnic.  There were piles of vacuum-packed ready-to-cook spiedie meat in refrigerated display cases and, joy of joys!, pieces of whole smoked whitefish from the Acme Fish Corporation in Brooklyn, New York.  Silky, sensuous smoked whitefish flesh….salty, savory, oily, luscious smoked whitefish flesh.    UPDATE:  Months later, we received a full refund based on the complaint we filed.  That was nice.

Back home in Northeastern PA

Matthew at pompei's in tunkhannock pennsylvania

It’s our second day in Pennsylvania at Martha Yanavitch’s house, so we took the opportunity to go around and see my old haunts.  I wanted Matt to get a gander at where I hung out when I was a nubile chick with the world at my feet and not the shell you see before you now.  First, we stopped at the Wyalusing Valley Junior-Senior High School in Wyalusing, a set of buildings I have not set foot in since June of 1979, when I graduated.  Lucky for us the school was open for registration so we were able to wander around.  I showed him where I entered the building every day from the school bus, my home ec room, my locker, and other sites of significance to myself only.  Honestly, it was weird.  How could all those years have passed?  What happened?  

Home ec classroom at Wyalusing Valley High School in PA

Home ec classroom at Wyalusing Valley High School in PA

We hooked onto Route 6 and headed to Tunkhannock, a town larger yet and a place I was taken on dates and where we shopped occasionally.  The shopping strip with the Murphy’s Mart that we used to frequent was so different I would not have recognized it had it not been for Pompei’s, a pizza and sub place that figured large in my life as a 17-year old.  We decided to eat there and had some kick-ass Buffalo wings and Italian and fish subs in the same orange and white Formica surroundings that ensconced me in the late 1970’s and early 1980’s. 

buffalo wings

The Italian sub was wonderful, having plenty of the usual cold cuts like ham and salami, along with provolone, shredded lettuce, sliced tomato and sub dressing, an essential ingredient.  If that sub dressing — which is like vinaigrette with plenty of oregano — is “off,” the sub will not work.  This worked.  Maim me if you like, but you cannot find this kind of sub in the Bay Area. 

submarine sandwich

On the way back, we stopped at my friend Lori’s old house in Stevensville.  Although it looked well past condemned today, I spent many a late evening on her porch listening to Dolly Parton’s “Heartbreaker” while taking in the fragrant air and dreaming about Ralph, the boy up the road – whom I was mad about, in the mid 1970’s. 

house in disrepair in stevensville pennsylvania

I also snapped a photo of Matthew at “fish rocks,” the local swimming hole on the Wyalusing Creek that runs through Stevensville.  The last place we went was my old house.  We knocked on the door and were invited to check out the inside, which I have not seen since the closing of the sale of the property in 1982.  This was the hardest memory to confront since it represents a number of broken dreams and fruitless hopes, made all the worse by my father’s condition.  When he lived here he was young, robust and unstoppable.  We all were.

Stevensville, PA

martha and matt in a dune buggy

Today we were excited about going down to Stevensville, Pennsylvania, where my parents and I lived during the mid 1970’s to early 1980’s.  We had purchased a large, triangular piece of property in this Northeastern Pennsylvania town of less than 400 people, a beautiful place what with the hills and foliage, in 1972, and then started building a house in the summer of 1976.  Due to the usual delays, the house was not yet complete in the fall, so my parents arranged for me to move in with neighbors who lived about a half mile down the road so I could start school on time.  Problem was, I never met the people, the Yanavitch’s, and I was very unhappy about moving out of Queens at age 14.  At that time the thought that the neighbors might be axe murderers or molesters never entered my mind — that was only later, in a sort of “thank God they were great people” rumination when I was old enough to grasp the possible outcomes of such an arrangement.  It turns out I loved living with this family, who seemed, initially, too good to be true.  I was always waiting for the shoe to drop, but it never did.  Martha and Joe were in their 40s then, Joe working heavy construction and Martha sewing and taking care of her family, including two children, both of whom were away at college at the time.  Taking care of a household in this neck of the woods includes growing things and freezing and canning the results.  Deer meat figures into the equation.  The nearest store is miles away and there are no sidewalks.  Although only 250 miles from 42nd and Broadway, the lifestyle is light years away, for better or worse.  During the four years I lived in this town I both loved it and hated it, depending on how a whole host of other things were working out in my life.  Mostly, though, I took to it, particularly the cooking and canning part.  I liked all the local recipes and the way people lived — how different it was from life in a Queens apartment.  It’s too bad it all fell apart in 1981, after which I returned only as a guest, as I did today.  The drive down was wonderful, and I recognized all the familiar smells along the way.  When that specific hay and cow poop odor wafted in, I knew we were getting close.  Martha made deer meatloaf and a bunch of comforty sides.  There was also cake, but, my goodness!, ’twas from a mix and topped with canned frosting.  I wanted so much to believe that this would never happen here.  That I could “come home” to this house and all the modern crap that is eaten everywhere else for the sake of convenience would never rear its head.  Back in the day Martha would have spread her famous boiled frosting on a real butter cake.  She laughed and laughed as I bitched away about the cake.  Later she took Matt for a spin in that crazy dune buggy she rides around in.

Spiedies again

Matt insisted on spiedies today, so we hit up a Spiedie and Rib Pit for dinner (1268 Front Street, Binghamton).  This is a little place with Formica tables and a self-serve soda machine with lots of serious eaters inside.  Really, I mean tables full of big guys chowing down.  Spiedies are a Binghamton specialty.  Marinated meat cubes are grilled and served on a hero roll with or without a bunch of other things.  While the marinades are top-secret at some of these spiedie joints, I would imagine they are akin to Italian dressing.  We both got a regular spiedie sub – nothing on the bun except meat so we could judge its quality.  We both had chicken, agreeing they serve up a good sandwich, but next time we’d get the frills.  The chicken was very moist, by the way, and both large sandwiches and two sodas set us back about $15.